From the blog InnocentEnglish.com, these “Funny Doctor Chart Bloopers” from actual medical record entries are precious…
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
The patient refused an autopsy.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (…sometimes even spell check won’t help!)
Rectal exam revealed…read more…
“But honey, the < fill in here > made me do it!”
A meta-analysis of healthcare insurance claims has shown that middle aged men (40′s or older) who take impotence drugs have triple the rate of sexually transmitted diseases compared to their drug-free brethren.
The scientific theory, however, is not that the drugs make them more promiscuous but that perhaps the predisposition of the male mindset leads them to seek the path to more fun through pharmaceuticals.
Tags: An "old dads' tale", An old dads' "tail", This is healthy for me?, We KNOW how that works!, What were they thinking?
